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Wring Ya Pockets

by Page Not Found

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1.
Summer 01:52
Shoes off, freshly scraped knees Swing set, warm summer breeze Cold beer, on hot concrete The world reduced to my roller coaster seat And I can't see for the life of me Why I'd ever leave this way of life And I can't see for the life of me Why you wouldn't lead this sort of life No responsibilities False humilities I don't have the time for that No obligations Awkward situations I cannot waste my precious time on shit like that Oh Whoa, water machine guns Oh, beer in the sun Oh Whoa, let's tear up the town Oh, and terrorize the playground Oh Whoa, pocket my slingshot Oh, pack all I've got Oh, head out of town Uh-oh, cute boys on skate ramps Oh, blown up guitar amps Oh ... Guess it's summer time
2.
Well, it was quite an ordinary night And I walked by your house When somebody turned on the lights What a coincidence I had my binoculars out And oh, oh, I happened to look in through the window It's not my fault your bushes are so comfortable But what I witnessed was disturbing It might keep me from returning, oh Sally, your father is a crossdresser Unless your mom's got a problem with testosteron And I don't mean to make you freak out now But he looks way better than you in your leather-thong Think I'll find another home to study Read someone else's mail and give back what's left of your cat Sorry that it had to come to this But talk some sense into that freak and I might just take you back And it was pretty late Sunday night And I sat in the car in your garage again I like the smell of the seats when you've been driving 'round downtown for a while That's when I noticed a funny banging noise And realized it was coming from your trunk It then turned out it was your mother and her boss But who could blame her? I mean... He's quite a hunk Sally, your mother is a submissive nympho-freak Who humps her boss while your dad's jerking off wearing her heels This information's just started to get to me And lately I've found it hard to hold onto my meals Think I'll find another home to study Give back your panties and stop calling your cell phone at night Sorry that it had to come to this But consider some counseling and sooner than you know, I just might... ... Drop by to watch you when you sleep I used to do that, like, three-four times a week Wasn't that right about the time of our first restraining order? Guess there are many different ways to show someone you love her But Sally, your family is a freak-show and I No longer feel the urge to drive by your house late at night
3.
Secretive whispering behind closed doors Flirtatious looks across the dinner table No one needs to know No one needs to know Vacations in Spain Kissing as soon as Mommy and Daddy looks away And it's only sweet until the day You learn that they share the same DNA Fragrant letters in pink Whoever neglected to tell these fools that secrets are not best preserved in ink? No one ought to know No one ought to know 'Cause it's not cheating as long as you keep it inside the family It's not considered cheating as long as you keep it inside of the family Family weekends at uncle Tom's Tom and Daddy reminiscing over a bottle of Dom After midnight sneak-ins to uncle Tom They're fucked if they get caught, but I guess that's just part of the fun Mommy's jetlagged and no fun And Daddy starts missing the golden retriever back home No one needs to know He and little Tommy, it'll be just like all those years ago And it's not cheating as long as you keep it inside the family It's not considered cheating as long as you keep it inside of the family And there he stands, in the doorway Struggling to take in the scene And when it dawns on him, his mouth glides open His fingers losing grip of the jar of vaseline That's when it strikes him "Well... She is pretty good-looking" And it's not cheating as long as you keep it inside the family It's not considered cheating as long as you keep it inside of the family
4.
And I just wanna sleep But I'm working two jobs And I play in a band And I gotta work out And I just wanna eat But I'm flat fucking broke Won't get paid for a month And I am all outta dough And I just wish you would Shut, shut, shut the fuck up I am sick and tired and I don't wanna grow up Wring ya pockets Wring ya pockets, fellas Wring ya pockets Wring ya pockets, if they're empty like mine, yeah Wring ya pockets I am sick of this shit I am sick of this shit, oh Sick of this (x8) Wring ya pockets, wring, wring ya pockets (x4) Wring ya pockets and empty your wallets Get your guitar and bring a styrofoam cup Wring ya pockets, wring, wring ya pockets (x2) Wring ya pockets and empty your wallets Call up your parents, those of you who have such Wring ya pockets, wring, wring ya pockets (x2) Wring ya pockets and empty your wallets It's tough now, but we're gonna get through this Wring ya pockets, wring, wring ya pockets (x2) Wring ya pockets, wring, wring ya pockets (x2) Wring ya pockets and empty your wallets It's tough now, but we're gonna get through this

about

Wring Ya Pockets is Page Not Found's first demo, and it'll blow your minds and rim your asses!

One heartwarming ballad of incestuous romance where three is the magical number!
One summer-otic piece of party-hardy pop-punk and one tale of naughty neighbours!
And last, but not least, the ultimate punkrock cliché; the "we're angry, young and poor, so we bitch about it really, really fast while jumping drunkenly around the stage and tumbling all over the cables"-anthem!

... That's basically it.
Really, I have nothing else to add.
Just... You know... Go get it, or something.

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released September 17, 2014

Lyrics: Sama Slingshot

Drums: Wasser
Bass: Kråka
Guitar 2: Martin Jensen
Guitar 1: Sama Slingshot
Vocals: Sama Slingshot

Studio: Laidback Studios
Anything technical: Jørgen G. Henriksen of Laidback Studios

Cover art: Irene Herwig

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